blastortoise:

Boys are so weak with their penises hahahahaha all i did was touch you and you have a boner WEAK YOU ARE WEAK

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via imonlylivingforyou)

celina-vega:

'You and I converted the sea to tragedy'

-Daily dose of poetry by Celina Vega

(via staypozitive)

"the buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. when you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. no anxiety, no agitation"

(Source: icanread)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(via this--too--shall--pass)

beben-eleben:

Autumn’s Beautiful Transformations

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actionables:

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

date the waitress

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freespirit-ism:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

the fourth one… amazing.

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zubat:

I am absolutely in love with Zachary Piona.

(via this--too--shall--pass)

this—too—shall—pass:

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

Pray the eh away!

"When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day."

Midnight Thoughts (I got lucky with you)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via this--too--shall--pass)