i would not want to be named bert because every time you made a decision someone would be like are you sherbert
your name is bert isnt it
does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
im good at flirting cause i can turn any conversation sexual. im serious. try me.
cloudy with a chance of MY COCK