Boys are so weak with their penises hahahahaha all i did was touch you and you have a boner WEAK YOU ARE WEAK
"the buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. when you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. no anxiety, no agitation"
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
Pray the eh away!